The Older I Get... Tee

Forget “wisdom.” The real perk of aging? Running dangerously low on fcks to give. This sarcastic, handwritten-style tee features “Wiser I become” crossed out like a bad life motto, replaced with the only truth that matters: fewer fcks, better vibes.

Fit & Feel: Relaxed, unisex fit with soft, breathable cotton (aka your new everyday uniform).

Design: Bold statement in a handwritten, crossed-out style that looks like you edited your own life priorities with a Sharpie.

Vibe: Equal parts self-care and sarcasm — perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of not giving a damn.

👉 Wear it to your next cold plunge, coffee run, or family gathering where “just smile and nod” is the survival strategy.