Funny Dog Charm & Pet ID Tag Accessory - Fast as Fuck

The "Fast As Fuck" dog tag is for the dog who turns every walk into a drag race. With bold lettering, lightning bolt details, and a bright, eye-catching design, this funny pet ID tag is perfect for pups with zero chill and maximum speed. A high-energy favorite that customers grab instantly for their zoomie-prone dogs. PACKAGING All tags arrive retail-ready on a durable hang card with peg hole for easy display. Each tag includes a small metal keyring. Coordinating countertop displays and signage available. TAG SIZES • Small: 1" wide — ideal for cats & small dogs • Large: 1.25" wide — best for medium to large breeds MATERIAL • Durable 1.5mm thick enamel metal • Bronze core with nickel-coated finish • Premium quality — not plastic or acrylic BACKSIDE OPTIONS: 1. Digital Pet ID (Most Popular) Each tag includes a pre-engraved unique QR code, ready for activation after purchase. Customers create a free online pet profile with contact information for fast, reliable identification. • No app required • No subscri